There's trouble afoot
Today, towards the end of my work day, I found a cryptic note on my desk. Now, recent shenanigans going on in the office (like my Twilight cards relocating to the ceiling on an almost daily basis) should have left me immediately concerned. I have to admit, at the time, I was rather enraptured by Robert Pattinson’s distractingly British voice doing the Twilight commentary. By the way – Rob should say coccyx and bouffant all the time. I’m just saying.
Oh, I wasn’t completely oblivious. I gathered the usual suspects and did a couple of internet searches trying to figure out what language the note was written in. No luck. As I started driving home, a nagging suspicion began to build in my stomach. Could the same devious demon who recently held alf hostage be behind the ominous note? If so – what precious item might be missing from my cluttered, mess of a desk?!
Egad - Edward is in trouble!
I sat down for dinner, feverishly intent on figuring out this note cryptogram style. As I worked on it, I got a little more nervous. And then – I realized what the fourth word had to be. Gasp! Someone has taken Edward!
Well, tomorrow, hopefully holds the answers to the following questions:
1) Which Edward?? I’m a scatter-brained Twi-Hard. My desk is littered with Edwards. My money is on my precious, beautiful Twilight Director’s Notebook, but we shall see.
2) Who or what is the ancient one? My first thought: Yoda. Probably wrong considering I don’t think our office has a Yoda. A Boba Fett and a Chewbacca – but no Yoda. A couple of my co-workers suspect fellow co-worker Corey. LoL. If the latter is true, I do have to appreciate the kidnapper’s sense of humor!
3) Who is the culprit?! Retribution will be swiftly delivered with my no-knuckled fist of FURY! We must note that the thief is both dastardly and also must carry around a journal. Hmmmm.
4) What the heck symbol language IS that?!
To be updated…..
Update 3/24/09
Wtf mate?
Numbers seem more likely than letters….
Update #2
It said: Find your path where time stands still. Thanks Audrey, Corey and Crystal!!!
The third clue was on a table under four broken time-zone clocks in our office.
Curiouser and curiouser
Again – no clue.
Update #3
It says Seek the Chosen One for your beloved.
Thanks again to Corey and Crystal. Especially Crystal for figuring out WHICH chosen one we were looking for. For the record: Harry Potter – IE Jeremy.
My “beloved” notebook is back in my arms!
